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Letter From The Chairman

How come our fares can vary thousands of dollars from seat to seat? Is it dumb luck? Is it predatory pricing? Is it some kind of pin-the-fare-on-the-passenger game. Hardly. We can assure you our pricing structure represents the latest in bioengineering. A cutting-edge melding of silicon and white meat that assures scientifically random fares that are free from human influence and troublesome logic.

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Always refer to your domestic help as assistants and associates. Terms like “manservant” and “guy friday” can raise some hackles.

-Howard Barium, CEO and Chairman, SkyHigh Airlines

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Without our valued customers, we'd just be a bunch of people in itchy gray and cabernet-red uniforms flying from city to city complaining to each other. And while that wouldn't be so bad, none of us would be getting paid for it. So each month, we like to give a big SkyHigh-five to the employee who really gives that requisite effort to keep our passengers happy. Or at least less mad.
Read all about Michael, this month's winner>>

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